lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Fonte: farenheits)

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xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

skvtevlldvy:

you can’t really say ‘happiness’ without saying ‘penis’

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these-times-shall-pass:

itsgrannywinkle:

look at me, i don’t need no man, i’ve got too much swag

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deemasworld: